Inventory - Let's Play A Murder

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Keeping:

• Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  
• A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
  
• One Piece: A simple one piece women's swimsuit. Not actually all that sought after by pirates.
  
• Road Flare: For illuminating dark roads.
  
• Holiday Sweater: Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm.
  
• Fridge Poetry Kit: Now you too can make nonsensical poems or leave really disjointed messages on any handy metal surface!
  
• Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard.
  
• 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container, they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
  
• 100 Paperclips: It's quite literally a hundred paper clips, all linked together in one very long chain.
  
• Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible.
  
• Lion Pelt: The fur a lion. Wearing it might make you look intimidating. (Currently serving as a fuzzy duvet.)
  
• Cat Ears: A headband with a pair of cat ears on them. You know, like nya!
  
• Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  
• Shovel: A normal shovel. For digging treasure. Or graves.
  
• Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket:sized companion monsters.
  
• Dynamite: Don't worry, it just leaves anything in the blast radius painfully charred and out of order, but unharmed.
  
• Nunchaku: Also known as nunchucks. Careful you don't whack yourself in the head with them!
  
• Coffee (nice): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
  
• Coffee (shitty): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
  
• Aegis Blend: A small bag of high-quality roasted coffee beans. Grown on one of AegisCorp’s own space-faring greenships, very expensive.
  
• Monochrome Bear Kigurumi: UPUUPUUPUUPUUPUU-
  
• Quark's Bar Promotional Cup: A very nice mug! It plays a peppy jingle when turned sideways (like when you take a drink).
  
• Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a red-tailed hawk. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
  
• Coffee (nice): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
  
• Heelies: They look like ordinary sneakers...until the wheels in the bottom pop out! WHEEEEEE-!
  
• Eye-Pod: A small, tear-dropped shape... creature? Robot? It has one eye, rolls around like a roomba, and bonds with people like a stray puppy. This one is fuchsia.
  
• Pajamas: A light, comfortable set of pants and button-up top.
  
• Winion Slippers: Fluffy grey slippers in the style of bunny slippers but they're Winion-themed! (Disclaimer: no Winions were harmed in the making of these slippers.)
  
• Dynamite: Don't worry, it just leaves anything in the blast radius painfully charred and out of order, but unharmed.
  
• Heavy-Duty Glowstick: Snap it, shake it up, and you'll never be without light! At least, for the next...hour or so, let's say.
  
  
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For Trade:

• Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
  
• Vuvuzela: A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
  
• Flame Ring: A gold ring with a ruby and two quartz crystals set in it that casts fireballs! If you use it too many times, the quartz crystals will crumble into sand and it will stop casting fireballs…
  
• Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
  
• MELTED CD: The label on this warped CD isn't legible but it seems to be a mix of old hits. One of the listed tracks that's legible is 'Love Rollercoaster' by the Ohio Players, how fun!
  
• ACME Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you!
  
• Eye-Patch: Plain and black, but functional. Yar har fiddle-dee-dee.
  
• AMCE Batman Outfit: Soar like a butterfly, just watch out for solid objects. Not related to that other Batman.
  
• Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE- wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit.
  
• Catnip Cigarettes: Like cigarettes, if cigarettes made cats act really silly instead of just giving them second hand smoke.
  
• Diary: A daily record of events in the Paper Moon-- Wait, this is private, stop reading it!
  
• Globe: A map of the Earth, given shape! Depending on when you’re from, though, it might not be the most accurate; when did the USSR become a thing again?
  
• Family Sword: A simple katana that gets stuck in its sheathe easily. Handle with care!
  
• Apple Juice: A single serving bottle. It's weirdly warm?
  
• a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J
  
• 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container, they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
  
• Wax Sealing Ring: A heavy gold ring, bearing the mark of a one-winged eagle.
  
• An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK
  
• Ring of a Boy: It's Okay, Dad.
  
• Trinket Trident: A wooden trident painted a deep cobalt and shiny gold but, for some reason, the gold is only on the pointy ends.
  
• Chimera Call: A seductive and alluring tea that offers an irresistible yet perilous experience that tests your will with every sip.
  
• Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be.
  
• My Son: Your son now.
  
• Bill the Sheep: A soft and cuddly sheep plush, covered in real wool, with a little collar that might say "Bill" in Ancient Greek if you squint. Squeeze him to hear a little tune.
  
• A Drying Pan: ...this is just a frying pan, but it's been branded as being exclusively for use in keeping the rain off your head.
  
• Ring of a Boy: It's Okay, Dad.
  
• Royal Regalia: A crown, chest piece, and shoes made out of black and silver metal. Pretty obviously won't fit anyone who isn't a horse.
  
• Elixir: Not feeling too great? Not to worry, this will restore all of your HP and MP in just a few sips!
  
• My First Bow: An unstrung archery bow that seems to be intended for children even though it seems impossible to string correctly.
  
• Badnik Remains: The charred and destroyed remains of any kind of badnik.
  
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Used/Consumed/Disposed Of:

• Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be. (Eaten with moderate regret and lots of milk from the kitchen.)
  
• Goshdarned Zubats: An entire swarm of bats which may or may not stick around once released. (Free and living around the island, except for one that has imprinted on Vanity and follows her at a short distance.)
  
• Magazine Scrap: A small, single scrap of some kind of magazine. It reads "Tod". (Tossed aside at the cornucopia.)
  
• Crustables: A sealed plastic bag filled with bread crust, with remnants of peanut butter on jelly on some of them. (Tossed as a distraction for the Zubat swarm.)
  
• Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal! (Given to Ranma as passive-aggressive tribute.)
  
• Jelly Donut: ...This is a rice ball. (Eat your donuts, Vanpollo.)
  
• Lebkuchen: A bundle of cookies made with different doughs, fillings and toppings.
  
• Almonds All the Time: A small plastic baggie of assorted almonds. Good for snacking.
  
• Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest... (Left where it fell by the cornucopia.)
  
• Hummus Skull: Who in their right mind put a human skull in here? No one! It's made of delicious hummus so grab some veggies and chow down. (Girl dinner?)
  
• Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it. (Responsibly tossed on the compost pile.)
  
• Smile Dip: A sugary treat banned in most civilized locations! Don't eat more than one serving at a time. (oh this was gone before it left the cornucopia)
  
• Citrus Blast: A small orange box featuring a big red button and several radiation symbols. Pressing the button results in a harmless flash and mushroom cloud, but anyone withing five feet of the detonation smells like citrus until they've thoroughly showered several times. (Don't ask.)
  
• Root Beer: A foamy mug of the human race's favorite drink, root beer!
  
• Root Beer: A foamy mug of the human race's favorite drink, root beer!
  
• Eru: A cardboard box, but inside, there’s a black kitten with a lightning bolt streak on his forehead. Yes, a fully living kitten ended up here. (Returned to Aoi at no charge.)
  
• My Siren Friend: A slightly terrifying mermaid doll that looks a concerning amount like someone you know back home but with far too many teeth. Oh look, the tail is detachable. (Yeeted to the far corner of the temple.)
  
• (cw: needles) Compound 18: A small metal case bearing AegisCorp branding and containing one hypo-injector containing a single dose of the mysterious Compound 18. The formula is highly proprietary.
  
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