Inventory - Rosenblum Hall

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Keeping:

• School Scarf: A cozy scarf for the winter months!
  
• Fidget Spinner, Lesbian Pride Pattern: Remember these? Available in Pride Flag, Cat Collage, and Pink Bedazzled.
  
• Taxidermy Raven: Quoth the raven: not much at all, actually. Bigger than you’d expect if all you know are crows.
  
• Graphing Calculator: Did you know the SAT is online now, so kids don’t really need these? Guess there must be a clearance sale.
  
• Mini Gargoyle Statue: You could use this as a fun themed paperweight.
  
• Souvenir Water Bottle: An insulated metal bottle for storing cool or warm beverages! The school logo is printed on the side.
  
• Candlestick: A simple candlestick designed to hold a single candle. It has a surprising amount of weight to it.
  
• Playing Cards: A set of Gone Girl-themed playing cards. How do they have so many packs?
  
• Revolver: A Pepperbox revolver, loaded with a single bullet. Make that shot count. (Carefully unloaded and buried deep in her luggage.)
  
• Mini Gargoyle Statue: You could use this as a fun themed paperweight.
  
• Lead Pipe: A slightly bent piece of piping. What use could you have for this? (At the bottom of her luggage with the pepperbox.)
  
• Notebook and Pens: A school-branded notebook and set of ballpoint pens! You… literally might already have some of these.
  
• Taxidermy Rat: A powerful rat named… whatever you wanna name this little guy!
  
• Taxidermy Rat: A powerful rat named… whatever you wanna name this little guy!
  
• Mini Gargoyle Statue: You could use this as a fun themed paperweight.
  
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For Trade:

• Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
  
• Graphing Calculator: Did you know the SAT is online now, so kids don’t really need these? Guess there must be a clearance sale.
  
• Fidget Spinner, Cat Pattern: Remember these? Available in Pride Flag, Cat Collage, and Pink Bedazzled.
  
• Vending Machine Squishable: The most adorable and cuddly vending machine you ever did see! How do they get it so round while also looking like a vending machine?
  
• Wax Melt Warmer: A small warmer with a few melts! They’re… oh, they’re non-scented. What?
  
• Souvenir Water Bottle: An insulated metal bottle for storing cool or warm beverages! The school logo is printed on the side.
  
• Bottoms Poster: A poster for recent summer hit Bottoms. The lesbian-appropriate version of the standard fuckboy Fight Club or Scarface poster.
  
• Crayons: A deluxe set of crayons, in case you either haven’t gotten access to the art department yet or you need extras. I’m not removing this from the list once you do.
  
• Souvenir Water Bottle: An insulated metal bottle for storing cool or warm beverages! The school logo is printed on the side.
  
• Wax Melt Warmer: A small warmer with a few melts! They’re… oh, they’re non-scented. What?
  
• Fight Club Poster: Yeahhhh let’s goooo- what do you mean this isn’t the Gothic Horror All Boys School? Well, you can hang it up in your dorm anyway, if you want.
  
• Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
  
• Punk Jeans: A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
  
• Ballet Shoes: This school may not be specialized in dance, but there's nothing stopping you from practicing until your feet bleed.
  
• All-Dressed Chips: You might be expecting the delicious Canadian flavor, but this apparently actually means “We put every flavor powder on these chips.” Like a coating so solid you can’t see the chips.
  
• Graphing Calculator: Did you know the SAT is online now, so kids don’t really need these? Guess there must be a clearance sale.
  
• MP3 Player: An old style MP3 player (filled with mostly country music) someone’s friend Ruby was obsessed with
  
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Used/Consumed/Disposed Of:

• All-Dressed Chips: You might be expecting the delicious Canadian flavor, but this apparently actually means “We put every flavor powder on these chips.” Like a coating so solid you can’t see the chips. (Opened out of curiosity, disposed of due to apparent inedibility.)
  
• Haunted Doll: An antique baby doll in antique baby doll clothes! Prone to changing its position in your room when you’re not there. (Anonymously left on a shelf in the library.)
  
• Iced Coffee: Get to your next class on time guaranteed! No cream or sugar, though… (Drank.)
  
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